We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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