we have officially lost it.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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