Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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