ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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