I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He did a backflip because drugs
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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