I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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