I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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