I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Actions speak louder than pants.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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