he puts the penis in happiness.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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