I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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