i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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