doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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