I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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