How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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