your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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