True but thats because hes a fetus.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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