Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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