On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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