..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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