we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
then he tried to convert me to islam
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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