bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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