Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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