i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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