we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
