direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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