Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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