Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
