First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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