Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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