Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
