no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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