Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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