In the future we'll all be gay
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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