I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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