How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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