I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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