If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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