oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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