I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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