I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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