Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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