As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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