He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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