no. you can't hotbox the world.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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