i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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