So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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