The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
