Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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