I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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