How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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